HUGH KEEVINS CELTIC “WASTES OF MONEY” RANT IS PATHETIC EVEN BY HIS LOW, LOW STANDARDS
- BY LIAM CARRIGAN
- Apr 13
- 2 min read
Celtic will be champions within days.
Dodgy refereeing calls may have spared Rangers the ignominy of seeing the league won today at Aberdeen, but it’s all mere window dressing.
Still, that didn’t stop Hugh Keevins from taking a pop at Celtic and making a complete and utter tit of himself on Radio Clyde the other night.
Hugh Keevins’ Celtic Rant Drenched with Bitterness, Envy and Petulance
“Auston Trusty? Waste of money!”
“Adam Idah? Waste of Money!”
“Nicholas Kuhn, what happened to him?”
"Jota needs to get the finger out!"
Erm, Kuhn scored in the knockout stages of the Champions League and he’s probably going to win a treble soon Hugh. So too will Trusty, Jota and Idah.
But hey, why let trivial issues like facts, logic and basic common sense get in the way of a good old rant against Celtic eh?
While the players you denigrate continue to rack up medals, you’ll continue racking up grievances and reasons for a pointless moan, like the sad, pathetic little man that you’ve become.
Keevins went on to joke that Daizen Maeda must have “a spinal injury from carrying this lot!”
Well, you’d know a thing or two about that wouldn’t you Hugh, considering manufactured controversy like this is all that’s carried your journalistic career for the past couple of decades.
Celtic will be champions soon enough.
As annoying as the final score was, I did draw some amusement from watching Ned Lasso and his backroom team of EBT-enhanced reprobates celebrate a last-minute equalizer at Pittodrie like it was the winner in a Champions League Final.
Still, I guess I shouldn’t blame them. Unlike Celtic, they can’t understand and, in all likelihood, never will know what it means to actually lift that big trophy.
Let’s face it, one incarnation of Rangers already died trying to emulate the Lisbon Lions. This resurrected husk of a facsimile that calls itself Rangers today, is surely headed for the same fate eventually. They will never learn.
Because ultimately, Celtic are better. On every level. Rangers know it, their fans know it, and embittered numpties like Hugh Keevins know it.
Their bitterness, their hate, their attention-seeking outrage peddling, it’s all fuel for us. It’s powered us to within touching distance of yet another treble.
We’ll also become the first club in Scottish football history to legitimately win 55 titles.
Don’t let any of the cousin-courters having a gloat today forget about that.
Scottish football is ours to command, the inane ramblings of non-entities like Hugh Keevins, and the embarrassing “celebrations” we saw from the Rangers bench in Pittodrie today are merely temporary reprieves.
A world of pain is headed for the Rangers support, and their media sycophants like Keevins later this month.
Nothing can change that. We know it, and they know it.