Kent Clark

While doing the weekly shop, I turned into my second-favourite aisle in the supermarket: the biscuit aisle. You'll know this to be true by the size of my arse. I did this just as I was contemplating our final day of transfer activity before the European deadline slams shut. It started to make me think that maybe, for once, we were bringing in quality biscuits rather than the bags of broken ones the club purchased last January. As you will all know, any packet of quality, dunkable delights...

Class is earned in football. It is earned by how you conduct yourself on and off the park, and LASK proved to be a class act on Tuesday night. They utterly destroyed us on the pitch and showed themselves to be a cut above with their minute's silence for the tragic loss of one of our fellow Celts the week before. The Landstrassler, as the LASK ultras collective is known, are also worth a mention for their banner commemorating our fellow supporter. Now, onto the game. Did anyone see that coming...

Celtic controls the media. It's true. It must be true as I've heard it twice this week alone. Once at work from a colleague who could do with a course in how to show empathy and understanding to his fellow human beings and once on the bus from a guy wearing a Farmfoods bag as a hat. The colleague I've never had any time for but I actually admired the fella on the bus having a stab at his own brand of urban streetwear so I took what he said seriously. So now it's not just the referees and...